Thursday, May 8, 2008

ChaBou & Double

One fine day, ChaBou and Double went gai-gai at BULIBAT.

Scene 1:Wedding photo exhibition booth

Chabou : Laling ah, let’s have a look at the wedding photo.
Double : Okay…
Chabou : Eeee.. this one Jin Sui…
Salesgirl : This is our promotion package RM4digits for indoor and outdoor photos. Double : Wah! Why so expensive? RM4digits? Taking pictures for two person nia, can give 50% discount or not?
Salesgirl : Can. You can choose to take either picture of the bride or the bridegroom only.
Chabou & Double: …..

Here, the Blind Fortune Teller’s advice is :
It is not cheap to take wedding photo, take family photo better. Ask your grandmas, grandpas, uncles, aunties, TuaBo and SayEe, daughters and sons, cucu-cicit take pictures together-gather (bersama-sama). More worth mah...

Scene 2: Diamond Shop

Double : This one okay or not.
Chabou : Hmm.. Too small, can’t see the diamond.

Chabou : Hmm.. This one better.
Double : Let me see…. How much ah?
Salesman : After discount RM6digits.
Double : Wat? Why so expensive? It’s my three months salary oh!
Salesman : But sir, this is 3.5carat.
Double : Huh, berkarat already? Aiyah, sayang, like that don’t buy diamond lah.
I will buy you the crystal ring from next door; it won’t berkarat, cheaper and shinning like diamond also.
Salesman : ……..

Chabo : (Shake-head) Ladies, you say lah, should I marry him or not?

Another advice from the Blind Fortune Teller is :
Diamond ring and Crystal ring also ring. Loves don’t measure in carats…If you really like him, Stainless steel ring also can. Betul tak? And ladies now a days don’t just wait for man to buy diamond ring as they can always B.I.Y. (Buy it yourself), right?

Blind Fortune Teller: You got to belief what I say. Look into my eyes; I don’t tell lie one….


Chee Fui said...

rupa...rupa nya...dia lah...blind fortune teller....muakakakkakaa....

CC said...

o.O' !!! You.... you..... you.... Faint....

It pompuan orang punya ooii! If the real bf from Finland (Or Iceland? Or what ever land la. My Geography sucks!) read it, he will kill us all.

Faint again....

nicksuneo said...

waaaaaa!!!!! habis la Chua this time. he went to choose weeding costume?! can try the baju, and take photo. just for the 'photo', nice to blog.

no more tian hei hei. Kuching will banjir this time loh... hiahiahia

mentee.... said...

ths is shockg news 4!!
good news thou..
suneo....our mentor is getting married!!!!???

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