One fine day, ChaBou and Double went gai-gai at BULIBAT.
Scene 1:Wedding photo exhibition booth
Chabou : Laling ah, let’s have a look at the wedding photo.
Double : Okay…
Chabou : Eeee.. this one Jin Sui…
Salesgirl : This is our promotion package RM4digits for indoor and outdoor photos.
Double : Wah! Why so expensive? RM4digits? Taking pictures for two person nia, can give 50% discount or not?
Salesgirl : Can. You can choose to take either picture of the bride or the bridegroom only.
Chabou & Double: …..
Here, the Blind Fortune Teller’s advice is :
It is not cheap to take wedding photo, take family photo better. Ask your grandmas, grandpas, uncles, aunties, TuaBo and SayEe, daughters and sons, cucu-cicit take pictures together-gather (bersama-sama). More worth mah...
Scene 2: Diamond Shop
Double : This one okay or not.
Chabou : Hmm.. Too small, can’t see the diamond.
Chabou : Hmm.. This one better.
Double : Let me see…. How much ah?
Salesman : After discount RM6digits.
Double : Wat? Why so expensive? It’s my three months salary oh!
Salesman : But sir, this is 3.5carat.
Double : Huh, berkarat already? Aiyah, sayang, like that don’t buy diamond lah.
I will buy you the crystal ring from next door; it won’t berkarat, cheaper and shinning like diamond also.
Salesman : ……..
Chabo : (Shake-head) Ladies, you say lah, should I marry him or not?
Another advice from the Blind Fortune Teller is :
Diamond ring and Crystal ring also ring. Loves don’t measure in carats…If you really like him, Stainless steel ring also can. Betul tak? And ladies now a days don’t just wait for man to buy diamond ring as they can always B.I.Y. (Buy it yourself), right?
Blind Fortune Teller: You got to belief what I say. Look into my eyes; I don’t tell lie one….